Who Built The Humans?

Before we begin, the galactic overlords would like you to know that purchases made through the official site www.whobuiltthehumans.com, or the official instagram @whobuiltthehumans, make the author over 5 times more money than purchases anywhere else (at no extra cost to his readers). If you do buy through the official site, the author may sponsor the last human when they become endangered (he won't, he will abandon this galaxy at the first opportunity).Anyway, on with the pitch.Who Built The Humans?47 stories / 11 universes / 1 bookA ridiculous journey through science-fiction and satire.Carter writes like a madman and that is truly the only way these stories could have been written. Just like the scribblings of a mad genius. - Alex, Goodreads.[The] thing I love most about Who Built The Humans? is the writing style. The cadence of the story telling is absolutely stunning (especially the stories in the 'On...' universe) - Sophie, Goodreads.Within the book you will find 47 stories, each contributing to 11 distinct universes, each posing their own answer to the question WHO BUILT THE HUMANS?You will discover shapeshifting televangelists, talking crystals who hate anyone called Susan, the physical manifestation of your inner self, time travel (again), artificial afterlives, intelligent planets, bottleneck spacetimes, collapsing universes, poets that turn into black holes, black holes that turn into poets, shame machines that use those black holes for fuel, time travel, reincarnation cults, parallel universes, deceptive aliens, new Earths, old Earths, sarcastic living metaphors, robots who struggle to learn jokes, intersecting realities and the occasional probing.Visit www.whobuiltthehumans.com for excerpts, merchandise, a podcast, and some other things the author hadn't invented before writing this description, such as the limited edition novelty hats.Follow the official instagram @whobuiltthehumans for giveaways, interviews, and excerpts.