The Moons of Zebulon

From the introduction by Waid Water When they asked me to write the intro to this book, it didn't seem too dangerous, so I considered it. We're stuck out here orbiting Zebulon. I don't know if we'll ever get home. My friend Owen Crunch is the hero. They probably want me to put in some of the exciting stuff we run into. There are the flying lizards that almost bite my head off, and caustic blobs. They almost dissolve my face. They get Owen in the other end. The blue moose is huge. The stinging frogs are small, but they do quite a number on me. Worst of all is the flower. Don't go near any uncooked vegetables. This book is educational. Kids who read it will undoubtedly pick up important tips for living in zero G and using the space toilet. I think a lot of astronauts are going to get their start right here. Remember, the best way to survive space is to stay home. Read this book instead. Waid Water Still here. Recommended for readers 10 and up.