The 12-Step Bush Recovery Program

The first step is admitting that you have a Bush problem-and that you have ten bucks for this book.• Do you think that after eight years of George Bush, this country is in good shape? • Do you feel that the U.S. Constitution has too many Amendments?• Do you often dream of George Bush in a flight suit? If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, it's time to seek help.In the tradition of the bestselling Bush Survival Bible, The 12-Step Bush Recovery Program is a lifesaving handbook that will help you recover from the Bush years. This vital guide to post-Bush era wellness features useful discussions of important issues such as Avoiding Relapse, Dealing with Embarrassment, Making Your Home a Recovery Zone, and Staging an Intervention.George W. Bush isn't just a nuisance, he's a problem that afflicts nearly three out of four Americans. So if you or someone you love has a Bush problem, know this: You don't have to face it alone. Help is within reach. With The 12-Step Bush Recovery Program, you can share in the promise of a better you, a better America, a better world, and a better solar system.Does The 12-Step Bush Recovery Program work? Just look at these unsolicited testimonials:The 12-Step Bush Recovery Program is the best book of its sort that I've ever read.”-G. Washington, VirginiaEvery American should read this book in order to understand the depth of the problem as well as the need for a new president.”-A. Lincoln, IllinoisI liked this book, but I still don't understand what it's about.” -G. W. Bush, TexasRead this book and I will shoot you.” -D. Cheney, Hades