The Geek's Guide to Wizarding Mastery in One Epic Tome

Not all wizards were born to be heroes.Things not to do when you find out you're a wizard:#1 Do not destroy your apartment with magical fire. You WILL NOT get the security deposit back.#2 Do not form an alliance with the guy who is trying to murder you. This will end badly.#3 Do not drag the girl you're desperately in love with into your wizard mess. You risk her watching you fail miserably.#4 Under no circumstances should you get in the middle of an epic magical battle. Death will happen. Lots of death and bad things.This Epic Tome contains all four books in The Tale of Bryant Adams:How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' DaysSeven Things Not to Do When Everyone's Trying to Kill YouThree Simple Steps to Wizarding DominationFive Spellbinding Laws of International LarcenyPraise for How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' DaysThis is a magical, fast-paced, fantasy packed-with a lovely dose of modern day teen-ride. - TonjaHow I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' Days by Megan O'Russell is the funniest book for teens/middle grade I have read in so long! - M.W.Megan O'Russell's heart-stopping magical adventures get better and better and I can't wait for her next one! - SherryAuthor InterviewWhy did you choose to write a fantasy book that heavily involves a cell phone?Phones are a huge part of everyday life. Smart phone are these tiny pieces of massive technology we use everyday without really thinking about how astounding they are. But what if phones could be used for more than just scrolling through social media? What if an entire magical library could be hidden in your pocket? I wanted modern convenience to meet magic in a new way.What does Bryant Adams bring to the world of wizards that readers haven't seen before?Bryant Adams is not your standard hero. He is not the chosen one, and the world may be doomed if he's in charge of saving us all.Bryant is a geek-the nerdy sidekick of the coolest kid in high school-who's trying really hard to survive being a wizard but is too terrified to talk to the girl of his dreams.He's just a boy trying to get through his teen years without too much emotional damage...and then magic happens.Who would enjoy this book?If you like humor with a touch of snark, romance with a hint of wit, and magic that might destroy the world as we know it, Bryant Adams is the wizard for you.